oh my god i laugh way too fast at these silly riddles, im so lame.
Same here! Riddles and jokes are the best things on the planet. I think they’re the reason the Earth is still turning.
As long as they’re not cats I’m okay with it.
Oh right, you have that thing against cats! Haha, I almost forgot. Silly silly.
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She’s probably cheating on him.
And when he finds out, the earth will be a much sunnier place because she’s just going to laugh, right?
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
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The C.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Well the weather is being sassy. I bet the weather and the weatherman are in a push pull relationship
Sassy weather is sassy. Woah, what is they actually were? Like Mother Nature and the weatherman. Hm.
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What if we had class pets?
Well, yeah! But then you drink more, duh.
I’m gonna stick to water, haha.
Suit yourself! You’re missing out though.
I trust you’ll be better off than me in the end.
I trust in the opposite. You’ll do splendidly, Amber. You’ll go to fashion school and end up making your own billion dollar fashion company and be the new queen of fashion.
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I just wanna dance……. I really don’t caarreee!
One can only hope. Where will you be going, Meeka ?
A college of sorts. I genuinely have no idea..
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Does it really, though ? I always seems to knock out afterward.
Well, yeah! But then you drink more, duh.
I don’t see the point in trying; I’m probably not gonna graduate anyway.
No, no, no! Don’t you think that way. You’ll be fine, and you’ll be going to a fashion college before you know it, Amber.
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That can be a good thing though ! You wouldn’t want too much caffeine in your body. I’m okay. A little tired, but I’m hanging in there.
Aw, but I like caffeine! It’s the best thing, honest. Coffee helps the tired bug.
